Literary Epigrams

 by Brett Rutherford

1.

A lonely bear

took in Jayne Eyre.

Reader, she married him.

2.

Your grandmother was eaten

by one Virginia Woolf,

and now she waits for you.

3.

Ed Poe is lonely

in Asbury Park.

His TV is dark,

nothing to see

with Snookie gone.

A crow drops by

(his only friend).

"Is she alive, or what?"

he moans, bereft.

The bird replies,

"Fuggedaboutit."