Tuesday, January 9, 2018

The Anaconda Poems



From my 2005 collection, a touched-up version of my animal reincarnation poem, which came to me after reading an article about the sex life of the giant anaconda snake.

1
Some want to come back from death,
reliving their human folly
again and again,
life after dreary life
until they get it right,
then slide down the chute
to soulless oblivion.

We who don’t care for perfection
are doomed to come back as animals.
Do we return
according to our habits,
the heaped accounts of karma,
or can we choose?

I choose,
study the animal kingdom
for the soul’s best condo,
the leafiest turf,
the longest return engagement.
Choosing is hard for a hermit poet.
No herd instinct for me,
no hive or flock or pride
if you please.
Let me be something
solitary yet strong,
lordly and unapproachable.
I search for incarnations
on top of the food chain.
I’ll eat
but not be eaten
hunt, but elude the hunter.

At last I find it —
the giant anaconda.
Female I’ll have to be —
the males are nothing.

Mother of all snakes,
I’ll grow to thirty feet,
spend all day lazing
in the waters of the Amazon.
Nights I’ll wait
at the edge of the river,
when deer and rabbit,
panther and lemur
come to drink.
My fangs attach
to whatever approaches;
I throw throw my coils
with amazing speed.
The astonished prey
immobile, breathless
as I squeeze squeeze
squeeze
to heart-stop stillness.
Compacted to sausage shape
the still warm animals
slide down my gullet,
my inward turning teeth
guiding them onwards.

I have no enemies,
swim unconcerned
among piranha
electric eels
and crocodile caymans.
Not even my prey
seem to notice me
as I mount skyward
to the treetop banquet,
my green and black camouflage
matching the dappled forest.
Parrots and toucans
I eat like candy.

Only the monkeys fear me
somersault screaming
at the sight of me —
Oh, and the hairless apes
in the jungle villages:
I need but show my tongue,
my unblinking eye,
to make them run away.

Taking the sun
on a bank a-burst
with yellow blossoms
I am a jasmine empress
irresistible
to the males of my species.
I sense them coming,
feel the grass parting,
a dozen today
twining about me.
I turn with them,
move toward mud.
Hours we coil together —
puny as they are, it
feels good everywhere —
one of them will find the spot.

2
I stow away
on an airplane’s cargo hold,
emerge at La Guardia,
hitch ride on a luggage rack
through tunnel to Manhattan.
I mean to eat my way around —
a big green worm
in the big green Apple!

City Hall Park has plenty of trees,
pigeons abounding.
I study the populace,
learn how to move among them
with camouflage and mimicry.
This is going to be easy.
I will have my fill of man-food.

Homeless Anaconda
a garbage bag
unraveled to wrap me
gets me a night
in the city shelter
(lots to eat,
but it needed washing)

Hip-Hop Anaconda,
plenty of room for me
in those baggy pants.
Ate well on 125th Street
but had to spit out
gold chains and a boom box.

Transvestite Anaconda
prowling the piers
in matching alligator
accessories. Honey
I could just eat you alive.

An Anaconda Dowager
draped in furs
indulging my sweet
incisors
with the ladies
at Rumpelmeyers.

Roller Blade Anaconda
knocking down doormen
on Central Park South,
scarfing up poodles
at the curbside.

Painted purple,
welcomed as Barney,
I am Day Care Anaconda,
turning a jungle gym
into my cafeteria
(I really must start
counting calories!)

I’m unadorned as
Bowery Anaconda —
an hallucination —
acquiring a taste
for marinated men
left out for the taking
in cardboard boxes!

The Anaconda Nun
in her floppy habit
waylays worshipers
in the nave of St. Patrick’s.
The Irish cardinal
wouldn’t know a snake
if he saw one.

Resting now, I am
Steam Tunnel Anaconda
need time to digest
all my victims
time to prepare
for the progeny
already swelling in my belly.

I’ll winter here in warmth,
no rent no taxes,
won’t need a green card
welfare or Medicaid
They can’t zoo or jail me
I have immunity
endangered species status.
When my seventy-five babies
emerge from manhole covers
on Easter morning
on lower Fifth Avenue
they’ll already be citizens —
American Anacondas!





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